I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
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he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
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Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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