i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
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I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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