I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
