Don't you send me to vm
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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