it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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