i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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