He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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