Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
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We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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