she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
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It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
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Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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