you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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