The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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