You were right. It hurts to walk today.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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