What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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