its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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