I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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