this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
That accounts for only three of the penises
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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