you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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