He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
