I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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