So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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