But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
