I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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