8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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