: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she smelled like a LAN party
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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