ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Every concussion has its silver lining
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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