Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Is being in jail an excusable absence?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
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