she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
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It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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