similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
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