I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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