There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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