We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
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But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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