Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
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we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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