My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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