that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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