I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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