He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
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Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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