Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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