There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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