when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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