we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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