How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
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I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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