So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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