i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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