David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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