Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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