How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
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Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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