The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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