I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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