People in love make me want to vomit
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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