Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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