You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
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I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
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Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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