now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
is wine microwaveable?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I just blew my weed a kiss
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
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