You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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