He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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