Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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