girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
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So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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