Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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