there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
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