how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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