I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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